Published Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:45pm PST
Where did this come from? Four years ago, nobody was talking about kale. No one ever heard of it. It was like Sia.
Now it's invading our shakes, replacing our salads, and looking like The Hulk and an old sponge made a baby. Tasting like it, too.
Kale is considered a superfood. In related news, the word super no longer means what I thought it did. Kale is like spinach except not at all. It's terrible. People's idea of spicing up kale is adding carrots and cranberries. That's telling.
It also rhymes with jail.
Hell... Kinda. If you're from the south.
~That Kale-faced Mofo~