Kale
Published Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:45pm PST
Where did this come from? Four years ago, nobody was talking about kale. No one ever heard of it. It was like Sia.
No, I can't see ya.
Now it's invading our shakes, replacing our salads, and looking like The Hulk and an old sponge made a baby. Tasting like it, too.
It's named after the sound you make
when you're struggling to swallow it.
Kaaylggh!
when you're struggling to swallow it.
Kaaylggh!
Kale is considered a superfood. In related news, the word super no longer means what I thought it did. Kale is like spinach except not at all. It's terrible. People's idea of spicing up kale is adding carrots and cranberries. That's telling.
3-way?
There are theories as to why kale now and even theories as to why kale not. Here's my theory: kale rhymes with fail. Think about that.
It also rhymes with jail.
Frail.
Ail.
Hell... Kinda. If you're from the south.
~That Kale-faced Mofo~
