Hawaiian Bread

The holiday season passed recently. Or it's approaching, depending on when you're reading this. While home celebrating with family, I fell off the wagon. I OD'ed. Over doughed.

If you've never had a Hawaiian roll, then I'll assume you're a newborn who hasn't formed chompers but has somehow managed to master reading and internet navigation.

Bread is the greatest food people ever invented. That makes Hawaiians the greatest people ever invented because their bread is the shee-i-ee! I mean, what's better than popping a single King's Hawaiian roll into your mouth?

That piece of awesomeness is the Pig Lebowski from Dog Haus, a Southern California chain that brilliantly uses crack bread--I mean, grilled Hawaiian rolls for buns. Imagine if they sold burgers.

Welp, this is how I die.

~That Sweet and Fluffy Mofo~